20. Eat an Elgin Street Diner Blue

Plate Special in one sitting.

I ate it by eating the beans, toast and jam simultaneously to start, then I moved to the poutine. I started into the eggs but stopped a quarter of the way through to eat the bacon, sausage and ham. The eggs took me the longest. By the end they tasted like an inch-thick sponge.

I had almost two cups of coffee and a little over one glass of water. I also ate the orange slice, and the parsley.

Eleven more months to go until I turn 30.

I'm going to go have a lie down.